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Street Performer Tells Lady She Should've Used A Condom After Her Kid Tries To Ruin His Act

 

 

Preach it. Love this guy.  Fuck that lady and her kid.  He’s 10000% in the right to lay into her after her kid tried to kill him.  Here’s the deal.  If you’re gonna make the choice to pop out a little human, that’s fine. You wanna bring a new life into this god forsaken place that’s totally cool.  But then it’s also on you to keep control of that hellian and make sure it behaves.  Don’t let it talk at the movies.  Don’t let it cry on the airplane.  Don’t let it interrupt street performers.  And everything else under the sun.  Not up to doing that?  Well then toss a condom on that dick that’s about to be shoved inside you and make everyone’s life a little easier down the road.  That way, those prospective children will end up in the bathroom garbage can 1-2 minutes later instead of trying to push over a street performer a few years down the line.  What he said wasn’t mean.  People think it’s mean because most people don’t have the balls to say it.  Just because it hurts people’s ears to hear it doesn’t mean he’s wrong.  He could’ve gone even further in my opinion.