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Myles Garrett Showed Up To A Pick Up Hoops Game For 'Cardio' And Promptly Dunked All Over Some Poor Kid Trying To Play Defense

Imagine you're here trying to get some run in. You were an okay high school basketball player, filling the need of getting some shots up still. We've all been there. What we all haven't done though is have Myles Garrett, arguably the best or second best defender in the NFL, show up and stare directly in your soul on a fast break. I give this young lad some credit though. He didn't try to take a charge like a loser. He didn't even make a business decision. He knew this was being taped and thought, here's my time to make a play. This will be great. I'll block Myles Garrett, we'll become best friends and I have a pickup line for the ages at the Flats in Cleveland. Instead, your boy is making this face at you: 

The mid-level accountant wearing the dri-fit shirt from Target is giving you the stank face. That's never a good sign. You know he's not letting down either. The moment you start talking to a girl he'll walk up and say 'hey remember the time you were all over the Internet because Myles Garrett yammed on you and you went flying' and then pull up the video. Speaking of which, remember when Cory from The Challenge beat Captain Cons in an arm wrestling match? I sure do. The alliance sure does. 

How about Garrett saying he showed up for cardio. Feel like he just felt the urge to embarrass someone in my opinion. 

Myles Garrett is a fucking freak.