A Rich Chinese Businessman Bought A Soccer Team And Forced Them To Play His Son ... Specifically His Son Who Is 277lbs Of Electricity

Step aside Zion, we got ourselves a new fat sports star. This guy is unreal and I can't stop watching these highlights. I love everything about it. The slow movements, placing blame on others, directing traffic out there like he's goddamn Messi. All while being 126kg (277 pounds) of pure electricity. What's the point of being rich if you can't have your hefty son out there in the starting XI? I gotta admit, he's pretty damn nimble for being, you know, overweight. 

My personal favorite clip is at the 1:19 mark. He simply wanted NOTHING to do with the ball. Turnover? Not his problem. You run back on defense. 

Brutal way to get behind 2-1 after that late turnover though. Gotta admit this guy is a WEAPON on throw-ins. Use that big ass body and get position. Feel like you always have an out now with throw-ins and that's valuable. The rest of the game? Well, not so much. But you know what? The businessman gave himself the No. 10 shirt and forced the team to play him as well! 

35?!?  This dude is aging in blogger years. All I know is out of all the power moves, this is an ultimate one. Play yourself then mandate your fat son is always in the starting XI. Titles incoming.