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Barstool Chicago Just Released The Horniest Snake Draft In The History Of Podcasts

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Today on The Dog Walk we drafted Music Videos with Rone. Eddie speaks for all 5 of us when he claims this was the most horny draft of all time:

I mean… it was actually that horny. Before we get to the rest of the blog, LISTEN TO THE SHOW!!!! 

I'm not going to give away who drafted what, but one of us drafted Blurred Lines and it opened up a Pandora's box of horniness. How could it not? It's the video that introduced the world to Emily Ratajkowski and those A++, 80 grade, world class tits. Somewhere around the halfway mark of the podcast, I thought the the horny police were about to take a battering ram to our podcast studio door before arresting all of us. They might have even opened fire on us we were so belligerently horny for the entire draft. Em Rat's rack will bring that sort of behavior out of anyone though, so sue us. 

But that's not even the craziest part of the show - some of the show's panel (and the majority of the young idiots at the office) had NO CLUE that Em Rat was walking around naked the entire video. It's insanity!!! Does half of Barstool live under a rock? It's truly unbelievable…. like when people heard about this music video, they started walking around with their phones showing other people as if it was some new video that dropped minutes earlier. 

The convos went like this:

Big Ev: "Yo did you see the Blurred Lines music video?!? Emily Ratajkowski is naked the entire time! Her rack is PERFECT!!!" 
Intern DC: "Holy shit. Yup. Those are Em Rat's tits and they are spectacular. How have I not seen this before???" 

It was insanity. Couldn't believe what I was hearing. But I knew that I needed to write this blog as soon as the draft was released so I could spread the (old) news to those who may be in a similar camp. This isn't a request, this is an order: stop everything you're doing, and watch the video below. You will not regret it:

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