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It's Time We Issued BIG Apologies To People Abducted By Aliens

Remember like 20-25 years ago when X-Files was hot in the streets, and it seemed like alien abductions were all the rage? Not all the rage necessarily but a regular occurrence. Every other week it seemed some farmer was on the news giving their account of being taken in their sleep up to a space ship where metal instruments were shoved up their assholes and chips were implanted in them.

And you know what we did to those people?

Mocked the fuck out of them.

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Called them crazy people and pariahs. 

Well guess who's laughing now mother fuckers?

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These fucking guys who have been SCREAMING about this shit for decades and decades.

They've described these ships and their capabilities exactly how the government is all of a sudden coming clean about.

Speaking of which, I think it should be a bigger deal that the government is so nonchalantly acknowledging and declassifying this shit now all of a sudden. It stinks to high heavens. These motherfuckers treat us like mushrooms 24/7, keeping us in the dark and feeding us shit, so when they do start to let us in on stuff, it shouldn't be taken at face value. What's the catch? There is ALWAYS a catch.

The questions I have are why are we seeing a huge uptick in how many UFOs/UABs are being sighted recently? Or are we just finally allowed to hear about it now more freely?

I've come across two theories that have really fucked my head up since reading and thinking about.-

1- The spacecraft are actually technologically constructed by alien civilizations but are manned by alien artificial intelligence. The theory surmises that similar to us, traveling at light speed and pulling the gravitational forces that these things pull would wreak havoc on any living being, so they're manned by artificial intelligence, not actual alien beings.

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Yah. Marinate on that for a min.

Makes wayyyyy too much sense when you think about it. Would also make sense as to why we haven't been attacked (to our knowledge) or wiped off the planet. Yet.

2- These spacecraft are actually us, humans, in the future, using time travel, which we have unlocked the secret to in the future, attempting to visit us and warn us about something. 

There is a multitude of things they/we could be trying to warn us of so let your mind run wild there. But this theory is another

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Do we eradicate ourselves via nuclear winter? Does AI become so powerful that robots and machines enslave us and take over the planet ala Terminator? Does our population grow so out of control that a disease is created in a lab and unleashed upon the globe to cull the herd? There are so many possibilities and the theory that we figured out time travel (since it has been proven to be possible) and are attempting to go back in the past to prevent something cataclysmic is fucking wild.

I'm well on the record as believing 100% that our rapid explosion in technological growth the past 20 years is the result of reverse engineering alien technology. How can you argue against it?

Look at the data-

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Turns out the shit we think is impressive today, like smartphones, flat screens, super computers, self driving cars, etc. arent shit compared to where these alien bastards are at. Sunday's segment on 60 minutes was a jaw dropper.

60 Minutes - On November 14, 2004, Fravor and Dietrich were training with the Nimitz Carrier Strike Group about 100 miles southwest of San Diego. Unbeknownst to them, advanced radar on a ship that was a part of their training group, the USS Princeton, had been detecting what operators called "multiple anomalous aerial vehicles" over the horizon, descending eighty-thousand feet in less than a second. 

During their training exercise Fravor and Dietrich, each with a weapons system officer in the back seat of their F/A-18F, say they were diverted to investigate the anomalous object. They say at first they found an area of roiling whitewater the size of a Boeing 737. And then they saw something strange above the water.

"We saw this little white Tic-Tac-looking object… and it's just kind of moving above the whitewater area," Fravor recounted.

"No predictable movement, no predictable trajectory," said Dietrich.

As Dietrich circled above, Fravor went down for a closer look. He said the object was about the size of his F/A-18F, with no markings, no wings, and no exhaust plumes. As soon as Fravor tried to cut off the UAP, it accelerated so quickly that it seemed to disappear, he recalled. Seconds later, the USS Princeton reacquired the UAP on its radar. It was approximately 60 miles away. 

Later, another flight crew's targeting camera locked on to what it believed was the same UAP before it zipped off again, though the camera did manage to capture infrared video of something.

Fravor and Dietrich learned from the controllers on the USS Princeton that they had been tracking similar anomalous objects for days, yet Dietrich and Fravor said they had not been informed. When Fravor and Dietrich encountered the UAP, they were unarmed.

The 60 minutes piece from Sunday has been beaten into the ground by now, White Sox Dave beat me to it on Monday, KFC did a great One Minute Man on it, and Chief covered it

The piece also featured several retired servicemen and servicewomen who are now going on the record with their declassified accounts of seeing these "UABs" up close and personal. By the way, how fucking cocky of the US Government is it to come out now, after ignoring or denying these claims for a hundred years, and saying-

"yah, ok we admit it UFO's are real. But you guys aren't saying it correctly. They're not UFO's, they're UAB's (eye roll)"

Classic government losers.

But back to the Air Force pilots and what they both saw. 

First off, these are Top Gun's we're talking about. These aren't some redneck crackpots you can instantly debunk for being crazy. These are some of the sanest, smartest, sharpest people on the planet. 

Cmdr. Dave Fravor and Lt. Cmdr. Alex Dietrich, who said they witnessed something "unsettling" and unexplainable while flying over the Pacific Ocean in November 2004. Fravor is a graduate of the TOPGUN naval flight program. He was a commander of the F/A-18F squadron on the USS Nimitz at the time of the encounter. Dietrich, a former F/A-18F pilot, has never before spoken publicly about what she saw that day. 

Top Gun's baby.

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So they're up there, off the coast of San Diego when all of a sudden this flying tic-tac-looking object is out there zipping around. No jets, no engines, no wings, no exhaust ports. Yet somehow flying 17,000-19,000 mph!

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Descending 80,000 feet in less than a second! Stopping in midair and reversing direction without inertial effects; exceeding the speed of sound without generating a sonic boom; and submerging into the ocean.

Later, another flight crew's targeting camera locked on to what it believed was the same UAP before it zipped off again, though the camera did manage to capture infrared video of something.

"I felt the vulnerability of not having anything to defend ourselves," said Dietrich. "And then I felt confused when it disappeared."

I think the craziest part of what's learned Sunday night is that these UABs were completely and totally undetectable to radar of all sorts and kinds until our military upgraded to an infrared system. I'm no expert on this shit so don't crucify me, but one of these pilots said straight up that they witnessed one of these aircraft literally disappear right in front of their face, and on radar, and then appear 60 miles away. And show up on the radar again. 

Then there was this young gun Lieutenant Ryan Graves. 

Former Navy Lieutenant Ryan Graves told 60 Minutes he saw unidentified vessels in restricted airspace near Virginia Beach in the state of Virginia every day between 2015 and 2017.

He's one of several current and former military members who have spoken publicly about seeing what the Pentagon now calls unidentified aerial phenomena.

Graves says the objects are worrying.

"If these were tactical jets from another country that were hanging out up there, it would be a massive issue," Graves said. "But because it looks slightly different, we're not willing to actually look at the problem in the face. We're happy to just ignore the fact that these are out there, watching us every day."

He says himself and other pilots theorised the objects could be secret US technology, technological devices used by the enemy - or something else entirely.

"I don't know. I don't know what it is, frankly."

How much of a mind fuck is it when you're doing your job and every single day you're up in the stratosphere humming around you've got these UAB's flying around like antagonistic little bitches. You can't tell anybody about it, and your bosses are just telling you "yah yah we know just shut up about it". 

This whole thing is beyond crazy at this point. 

With the fact that we had people trying to tell us this ages ago, and they were laughed out of the room. How about we, as a society, start issuing some apologies to all those people everybody pointed at and laughed at for decades and decades? All those poor farmers who got rammed up the ass with probes and had their cows abducted? All the women who had alien babies implanted in them. The people walking around with tracking devices and mind control chips in them ever since they got beamed up? 

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Reparations are due

p.s. the 60 Minutes Overtime video can be viewed here