How Are Some Eagles Fans Surviving This Mess Of An Offseason?
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I don't know, but Sammy seems to be doing just fine! We're all ready for Summer! In fact, do this Summer and skip the next 3 football seasons or so to go straight back to Summer until the Eagles are ready again! Thank you! Good for Sammy for continuing to fight the good fight, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with sports and happiness! Even though Birds RULE and Cowboys DROOL! Go Sammy go!
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SAMMY AND THE BIRDS BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure he's OK while I'm doing his job by crushing these PAGEVIEWS!!!
BACK TO SAMMY!!!
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Thank you, Sammy! Go BIRDS!!!!