This A-10 Title Game Security Guard Hardo Has Waited His Entire Life For A Photographer To Come Onto His Court

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Nobody and I mean nobody was looking forward to the A-10 title game more than this hardo security guard. He put on his finest jacket, probably drove to UD Arena from Kettering blasting some Metallica to get ready. Maybe some Hell's Bells. He had his ID ready to show another security guard before he laced up those shoes extra tight. It was his day to shine. Kids living their dream of making the NCAA Tournament? Not today. Teams celebrating? NOBODY and I mean nobody celebrates on his court. So when St. Bonaventure dared to celebrate in front of him he knew he had to take action. You think you can just film on his court? Not so fast. Not without your credentials out and put in the correct spot. Oh, you have a fancy camera? Reverse chokehold bitch. 

I do love the excuse that the security guard though he was just a fan rushing the court. Fans always carry a camera like that and have the team look directly at them. That's the number 1 rule of rushing the court. Bring your finest camera. How about the camera guy's moves? That spin? Barry Sanders-esque. He's a guy who is more dedicated to the job than anyone in the world. Always get the celebration shot. Always fight through a choke hold.