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Buckingham Palace Has Finally Released A Statement About The Allegations Made In Oprah's Interview With Prince Harry And Meghan Markle

Oh boy!! A lot to unpack here honestly, while also having nothing to unpack at all. The Palace is so good at addressing things, but not actually addressing them. The fact they even put out a statement at all is pretty shocking to me. But, with the allegations being as damning as they were, I'm not surprised to get this small morsel from Her Majesty. Here are my two favorite lines:

"While some recollections may vary"

"Will be addressed by the family privately"

Harry and Meghan better make enough money off their new venture to pay for some LEGIT security after seeing those lines. Sure, they seem calm and thoughtful, but what they are really saying, is "can you please kindly shut your fucking mouth and keep this drama in the house." I get it, sure. But Meghan and Harry were pushed to this point, they felt they needed to expose their family and they did. Alls well! Pip pip! Carry on! We'll be handling this matter privately thank you! 

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