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Meek Mill Responds To Drake - Says That Drake Was Peed On By Somebody

The long awaited response to Drake’s smash hit diss track came out last nite. Wanna Know by Meek Mill. It was absolutely garbage. Just a terrible, terrible song. When you make a diss track you have to make fun of the person but you also have to make it a good song. Catchy beat, flow, the rest of the fucking stuff that makes a song good. Only thing that was a good idea was using the Undertaker’s Bells. But he botched it so bad its like he doesn’t even deserve to use them. There was a line about Milli Vannilli since Drake has been accused of ghostwriting. Other than that nothing really memorable or even audible.

Anyway, at the end of the song and mumbling for like 5 minutes Meek Mill yells out “You let TIP homie piss on you in a movie theater, we ain’t forget.” So naturally people from Philly and Meek Mill supporters are saying that Meek Mill murdered Drake because one of T.I.’s friends took out his dick and pissed all over Drake. Which didnt happen. It just didnt happen. There is a 0% chance something like that happens without the world finding out. So the internet is buzzing – Was this story realy? What happened?

First off, some dude Lil Duval said it was true and then deleted all his tweets:

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First of all, saying all your funny shit is an inside joke that nobody else is gonna find funny is just something an unfunny person says. Like when your joke bombs and you say “You just dont get it.” Secondly, this doesnt really confirm what actually happened. Some chick on Hot 97 supposedly has the actual details:

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Now if you’re at a movie theater and someone is shitfaced pissing all over the place and it hits you and you dont make a scene about it, thats a little weird. Its not like when someone is talking or being loud and disruptive behind you in a movie theater and you do like the look over your shoulder or the clearing your throat or other passive aggressive shit to get the person’s attention. If someone is peeing on you, you get up out of that seat, you move away, you yell etc etc. Especially if you’re Drake. So, thats a little weird.

But ultimately it sounds to me like someone was shitfaced and peed near Drake, which is a lot different than someone claiming you got R Kelly’d and didnt do anything about it. Bottom line to me is this song sucked and some throwaway line about a shit faced dude peeing in a movie theater doesnt erase the fact that Drake line by line decimated Meek Mill in his diss. From saying he’s a twitter finger gangster to saying he needs to ride his girl’s coattails to saying he snitched to get out of jail to saying his own city loves Drake better than him to saying it took forever for him to put out a track, Meek Mill just got picked apart piece by piece. I honestly cant tell you what Meek Mill said about Drake because I couldnt understand anything he said. So, I dunno! Maybe he won! I need a translator.

PS – The best part about diss tracks are the real lines that hold truth to them. Like the honest digs that are actual reality. Like when Tiko Texas says her boyfriend has sex with my wife everyone is like “OHH that so disrespectful!” but obviously its not true. When I say Tiko Texas is a stupid person who cant recognize when shes being made fun of, thats just something thats a fact. All of Drake’s lines about Meek Mill are just like the God’s honest truth while being hilarious. Meek Mill saying someone peed on Drake is an exaggerated story that just kinda sucks. Those are my 2 cents, Larry King Style, as a white boy who likes rap.