Important News: Lana Rhoades Is Single Again

Folks, I have some news. Maybe not the news we wanted, but the news we needed. Tis true- Lana Rhoades is back on the market.

Now, as an esteemed journalist with many post-graduate degrees, I did my fair share of #BlogResearch and after many hours and multiple boxes of tissues later, I learned that Lana and her ex-boyfriend "Mike" break up fairly often. Some say it's a gimmick they do to stay in the social media news cycle. They break up publicly, talk about it on social, and then get back together again, rinse and repeat. So on one hand, maybe I'm eating the trash. But on the other hand, this trash is the best trash I've ever eaten. Because, well, it's Lana Rhoades.

So what does this mean for you and I? Well it's hard to say right now. The universe spins a bit slow as we all wonder the same question- Does she make a return to the silverscreen for one last go-around? The answer to that is unlikely. She said she can post 1 picture or video to OnlyFans and make a quick million bucks, so it's no likely she pulls an MJ and un-retires for another go of it. 

BUT. 

But on the other hand, you never know. Some people just have that love of the game. That lingering thought in the back of their heads that they have a little more to give to the world. More to show. Another move to pull off. Maybe Lana still has something to prove? Imagine if she posted an "I'm Back" letter on her IG? It'd be the most liked picture in the history of the world.

So hey Lana, world is your oyster. Time to be a legend once again. 

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