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I Love That Even Kim K Can Get Bullied Into Deleting A Tweet

 

This is my favorite thing right now. Earlier today Kim K tweeted and IG'd a picture of her and her sister with the most outrageous caption possible for it:

 

 

I was thinking like, does she do her own tweets and that's what she came up with? Or did one of her social media managers run the algorithms and call in the Family Guy seals to make the most basic caption possible? I have a feeling it's the latter (maybe without the seals though). I think everything is run by lizard people and robots and nothing we see is real. But robots aren't perfect, and that's how Kim K ended up with such a nonsensical caption. They GREW UP IN THE SAME HOUSE!!!!

But because the internet can sometimes be great, I guess the message got to Kim and she deleted it! Nothing like the internet being able to bully a billionaire out of changing an Instagram caption. Wouldn't be shocked if her social media manager is sleeping in the other, other, OTHER guest house tonight as punishment. 

But because this dumb fucking picture is the gift that keeps on giving, even the new caption is remarkably stupid as well:

 

 

You found an earring at the bottom of the god damn ocean?!?! I can't even find my keys in the bottom of my couch cushion but you're telling me Kim dove down in her designer sunglasses and $900 bathing suit and found an EARRING?!?! 

You might be wondering why I've written 300 words at 1am about this. Because I haven't left NYC in a year, it's 12 degrees outside, and quite frankly 

 

  

Guess as they say, if you're going to be awake watching Survivor at 1am, might as well bang out a blog instead. ABB. Now get yourself some sleep, you rascal.