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How Did A Fan Get On The Field In THIS Super Bowl???

There's like a 1:1 ratio of security guards to fans right now. And most of the fans are like nurses and paramedics and shit. So out of like the 18 regular people in the stands today, one of them still managed to get on the field. I'm not even mad. I'm genuinely impressed. Wish we got some hog flapping in the wind, though. If you're gonna streak you might as well go big. Otherwise you're just waiting everyone's time.