Boulder Alpha Phi Is Today's Reminder Your Life Sucks Post-College

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Another day, another sorority recruitment video, another melted computer screen, another reminder your life sucks since you graduated.

Although that might be a little exaggerated…life isn’t THAT bad. I mean your 20s are cool too. But when girls that look like this don’t talk to you anymore unless you buy them 4 overpriced drinks, and most of your days consist of sitting in an office chair in a tiny cubicle next to Jan from HR…yeah, you kind of miss college. When your biggest responsibilities were replacing handles and restocking condoms. Guess it’s just a matter of perspective.