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If an Alien Dropped Out of the Sky and Asked You to Fuck, Would You?

Kelly, Bri, and myself decided we’d absolutely have a foursome with a fuckboy alien who dropped out of the sky tomorrow. Of course he would have to be wearing a hat and gray sweatpants but we would do it. Honestly the thought of it keeps getting me riled up because who KNOWS what this alien dude is 

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