A Missing Australian Man Says He "Survived On Mushrooms" For 18 Days
That's one hell of a trip. My buddy did the same thing in Amsterdam once. Survived on mushrooms and beer. Where's his article? I guess he only lasted a week though.....18 days straight is more impressive.
Oh wait, these weren't magic mushrooms?
He had last been seen leaving a hotel in the town of Kilkivan with his dog on 6 January. He ran into trouble when his car got stuck in dirt on a farm road.
Police said Mr Weber spent three days in the car before running out of water and setting off on foot. He then became lost but remained near a dam where he survived by "sleeping on the ground, drinking dam water and eating mushrooms".
Mr. Weber, you sir a warrior. Because there is a 0.0% chance I'd be alive right now if I didn't have real food for 18 hours, let alone 18 days. And before all of the comment section scientists come out and tell me down to the minute how long humans can live without food, save your breath, the Twitter doctors already have come to our aid.
Whoooooo caareeeeeees?
Listen, Marty B, just because you allegedly can do something does not mean that you actually would be able to. Because I would last all of about 12 hours without food. That's just a fact. The human body may be able to survive for 2 months without food, but my human body would've given that shit up if I couldn't have a Reeses before bed. I know that this whole "two month" thing has been around since I took Health class in 4th grade, but I'm going to need to see it happen to a regular Joe before I believe it. Let's take Marty B and watch him do this live on television. No way someone goes 2 months without food.
And you can miss me with "sleeping on the ground, drinking dam water" too. I'd have pulled my own plug about 45 minutes in. Makes these guys look like they're staying in the Ritz.
Give me Donnie at +220 by the way. Easy money
