Minor League Baseball Team Forced To Apologize After Corey Feldman Rocked Too Hard At Their Postgame Concert Promo

K couple of things here, first, absolute bullshit that the State College Spikes publicly apologized and basically said that Corey Feldman’s performance sucked.

Do you not have ears? Or eyes? Did you not hear the applause at the end? I’m not saying that was the greatest performance of all time but it wasn’t the worst either.  It was squarely in the “if you do enough drugs it could kind of sort of be cool” type of concert. So that’s on the fans not Corey. If your vibe is hyper sexual weirdo Michael Jackson mixed with party drugs and the families in attendance refuse to do any Molly or Blow then that’s on them not you. Sorry these people weren’t feeling Corey even though he threw in that free dance solo in the middle.

Square City.

Now as for Corey, I’m sure people will say this is rock bottom but to be quite honest I think he’s back on the upswing. If you remember last year he was hosting weird parties at his house with washed up strippers and russian mail order brides, calling himself the new age Hugh Hefner.

Or before that he released the music video for said song

And before that he was getting smashed in the face by a bunch of teenagers in random dodgeball games at trampoline parks and crying in public.

So if you’ve been paying attention you know that that concert was exactly what Corey was going to bring to the table and the fact that he’s in public at all and not in some San Fernando Valley dungeon doing whip its with drugged out prostitutes is a step in the right direction. Dare I even say Corey Feldman is kind of back? I think I just did.

PS

Love that Corey is in the Davey Pageviews school of spin control. Just fire up the retweet button and it will all be ok. #BullShitBra #ArtLives