Bob Huggins Is Scared Of An Unknown WVU Schedule For The Same Reason He's Scared Of Ghosts ... He Can't Hit Them

I'm not exaggerating when I say we need to protect Bob Huggins at all costs. That and put him in the Hall of Fame already. But all he does is coach his ass off and deliver A+ quotes. The guy is a complete gem. Scared of ghosts? Of course he was. Why? Because he can't hit them. Checks out. You think Huggy Bear was scared of anything else? Nope, because Huggy Bear can take anything else in a fight. I dare you to prove me wrong there. Remember, this is the man who didn't think it was the end of the world when the season got cancelled last year because he's been dead and shocked back to life a few times already. 

But now that WVU hasn't played since January 9th and there's an unknown schedule for the rest of the season, he's terrified. He can't hit an unknown schedule and if he could he would win. Plus how could he be scared of ghosts when he popped out of a coffin before? 

And there is fear for the unknown. Hell, just today Matt Norlander had this report: 

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But back to this. I love the quote 'I'm not scared to play Baylor twice in five days, obviously.' Of course he's not scared of that. The man just wants to coach basketball and watch Naked and Afraid. Who cares if Baylor is the clear second best team in the country? It's not even five days. He's supposed to play Baylor on Feb 15 and Feb 18. He can prepare for that. He can't prepare for a shut down or the schedule just completely changing. It makes sense. How do you even prepare for that? This is a team that already changed its identity a couple years ago from Press Virginia to the halfcourt defense they play now. Shit, this year he changed from playing Oscar T and Culver together to Oscar transferring and playing 4 guards/wings around Culver. 

I need to see a young Bobby Huggins. That man was not to be trifled with.