Dwayne Haskins Might Be In A Little Bit Of Trouble For Partying With Strippers After Sunday's Game

Oh, so now it's illegal to go to a strip club party on a Sunday night? Please. Give me a break. As a young Pacman Jones once said, "ain't no sin going to the strip club".

Everyone is freaking out on social media because Dwayne Haskins chose to unwind with a gaggle of strippers after playing the Seahawks on Sunday. And I think everyone should mind their own business. Some people choose to unwind with video games. Some people choose to unwind with a glass of wine and a nice book. Dwayne Haskins chooses to unwind with a dozen strippers wearing his jersey. Spot the difference, you can't.

And that's what we call a good ol' fashioned spin zone. Man I'm dizzy. Because obviously Dwayne is an idiot for this. All he had to do was not go the strip club. All he had to do was go home and relax. He played fairly well on Sunday, even his biggest haters were saying good things about him, and then he had to go and ruin all that good will by being reckless and stupid. I mean is it that hard just not make good decisions when you are the starting QB for a possible playoff team? This is the shit that drives me nuts because I think he can succeed in the NFL but he does dumb shit like this and sets himself back. 

Alex Smith is hurt. Sunday could be a win-and-we're-in game. And Dwayne is breaking NFL protocols for god knows what reason. And the thing is, even if a ton of guys in the league are doing things like this, why risk it now? With Alex hurt and the chance to lead a team to the playoffs, why risk anything now? It's so, so dumb. Frustratingly dumb decision. 

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And just as I'm finishing this blog, Dwayne has apologized:

Honestly, some people handle success and fame well. Others do not. Haskins falls heavily in to the "others do not" category. He just hasn't shown the maturity needed to succeed. Can throw a ball 70 yards, but it's things like this that he needs to clean up if he wants a long NFL career.