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This Is Quite Simply The Most Electric Celebration Of All Time

This is how you fucking celebrate! What are they celebrating exactly? Not a clue. Completely irrelevant far as I'm concerned. Could've won the most boring game of baseball ever played 3-1. Could've just finished conquering a small island nation off the coast of France. That's the range this celebration holds. Mariah Carey's octaves don't have as much range as this celebration. 

That Undertaker music hits and immediately you've got yourself a 9/10 floor for your celebration. Add in the rising from the dead before it turns into an all out rave and that's what pushes this to a 20/10. I don't know how they got strobe lights installed in the clubhouse but I think we can all agree that every MLB team needs strobe lights installed before Opening Day. Every MLB team also needs to study this video on a loop for the remainder of the offseason and learn about this new trend sweeping the globe called "fun." I can't say for sure or not that adding "fun" to Major League Baseball will help, we simply don't have enough data to support that claim at this juncture. But I have an inkling that if I see Vladdy Jr. strut into the Blue Jays clubhouse as the Undertaker and Bo Bichette starts going hammertime to some Rammstein it will make me care a whole lot more about them and baseball as a whole.