Dolly Parton Is Addicted To Saving The World - Saves 9 Year Old Co-star From Getting Run Over

Kelly Keegs12/14/2020 7:10 PM

When she's not helping fund vaccine research or supporting the Black Lives Matter movement or inventing a successful meme, the monarch of country music Dolly Parton is apparently saving lives.

There goes our Queen Dolly again, just saving the world one person at a time. First she's talkin' about doing more playboy, then she donated a MILLION dollars towards the vaccine, after that she decided to star in a Christmas Netflix movie, and now she's LITERALLY SAVING CHILDREN???

Parton, who stars in the new Netflix holiday movie, "Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square," reportedly saved 9-year-old costar, Talia Hill, by pulling her away from the path of an oncoming vehicle.
"We were on set, and I was at the hot chocolate station, and they said 'Go back to your beginning positions,'" Talia Hill said in an interview with Inside Edition. "So, there is a vehicle moving, and I was walking, and somebody grabbed me and pulled me back -- and it was Dolly Parton."

(Yes, many people made the airbag joke so I'm sorry to everyone who thinks they thought of it right after reading the headlines here)

I'm going to go ahead and say that Dolly Parton officially needs more protection. She's putting herself in danger in order to help so many people, and it's CLEAR that we need to protect HER. Dolly Parton is just a down ass bitch who wants people to like her, and she wants the world to be a better place. But… has it gotten to the point, where she cannot stop helping people? Is she… addicted to helping? Has she developed a Batman/Spiderman vigilante complex? You know what they say, if you save one person, you start to think you're God. You go out of your way to save more. The rush of adrenaline is too high. In this case you either 1. die, or 2. just look like a braggy asshole who sticks their nose in other people's business. But Dolly? After helping to rescue MILLIONS with COVID vaccine money, her eyes are blacked over like a shark's eyes. She MUST SAVE PEOPLE. She can't turn a blind eye to anything, even when it could cost her her own life. She needs to be protected, from herself.