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"Let Them Do All The Talking, All The Fucking Dancing, We Do All The Work" - Josh Allen, Moments Before Beating The Brakes Off The Steelers

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Is what Josh Allen said the most awe-inspiring pregame speech of all time? No, no it sure isn't. But not everything needs to be. Sometimes a nice simple series of facts can get the job done, as it did here. The Steelers dance. The Steelers talk. The Bills work. Simple. Fast-forward a few hours and you've got yourself a double-digit win over a team that's supposedly better than you. 

When Juju danced on the Star in Dallas pregame he said he was gonna "walk in and take over."

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Big words against a terrible team the Steelers narrowly edged out. A little meeker of an approach against the Bills and it ended with a meeker result. Granted, Juju wasn't the problem in the game last night. Dionte Johnson refuses to stop dropping the ball 

Big Ben couldn't crack 200 yards. James Conner rushed for a brisk 1.8 yards per carry. The Steelers as a whole never showed up. So I can't put it all on Juju. But at the same time, I'm going to put it all on Juju. How do you keep dancing on teams logos pregame while the kickers warm up? How has no one in Pittsburgh told him to cut the shit? Like yeah it's all fun and games when it's against the fucking Jaguars. 

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But against real teams who actually have reasons to try and beat you? Like I said when he did it against Dallas: do it after you score and you're a legend. Do it pregame when only the kickers are on the field and you're a massive coward. Joe Horn didn't walk just for you to crawl. 

PS -  I don't think I'd ever really listened to the announcers on that Joe Horn call. What a bunch of pansies. They were literally rooting for the officials to throw a flag AFTER they laughed at his celebration. That's dogshit. If you laugh at something you don't get to climb atop Mount Pious after you're done chuckling to condemn it. That's like trying to cancel a standup comedian for telling a joke that has the entire club in stitches.