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Logan Ryan Went Out And Bought All Of The Giants Defensive Backs PS5s For Christmas

It took a soft free agency period, a global pandemic, and the Giants secondary getting depleted by injury, opt out, and an alleged armed robbery that turned out to be fake. But I would like to thank God, Santa, Dave Gettleman and whoever else had their hand in delivering Logan Ryan to the Giants this season. Having a veteran like him in the defensive backfield always makes me feel like everything's going to be alright after the last few years of teams moving the ball at will against the Giants and I imagine his teammates in the secondary feel pretty happy that they got a PS5 for simply being teammates with a guy that can get an entire flatbed of PS5s two weeks before Christmas while there is a global shortage of them. Leadership personified. Give this man a Pro Bowl berth and a contract extension ASAP.

You know what? After going from Giants DBs straight up skipping practices this time of the year to buying each other the hottest gaming system on the market, I'm just gonna come out and say it. The Giants culture has officially been changed!

Good luck to Daniel Jones and the rest of the captains at their respective positions one-upping that present. I hope they don't call him Danny Dimes because he's buying his O-Line subscriptions to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Also I don't want to hear anybody complaining about a grown man buying his other grown man millionaire coworkers a PS5 for Christmas when other people can't get them for themselves or their kids considering I've been promoting the Podfathers Facebook Group for months now that has a post on it for sites that would've gotten you a PS5 by now. You should've joined the group or made the Giants secondary if you wanted a PS5 that badly.