Police, Right This Way. We Have Found Him.

Here I was, having a nice Friday. New Taylor is out, the weather is fair, I'm drinking a coffee, all is right in the world. And then Bailey Carlin has the nerve, the absolute AUDACITY, to put THAT picture on the timeline. My. Heavens.

Bailey, my dear boy, we live in a society. It might not be a perfect society, but it's the society we were dealt. Everyone has to do their part. We cannot be going around putting mustard on bagels like that. On Hanukkah, no less!

I get it. Different boats for different goats. And Bailey is a vegan so his diet is limited to like, 3 things. Fine. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't call the police and dust for fingerprints, just in case. There's a lot of unsolved mysteries out there, we should probably do our due-diligence when something like that comes across our timeline. See something, say something. And boy, we certainly saw something.

PS: Maybe I'm lashing out because Bailey has me all in a tizzy about health insurance. We have open enrollment or whatever and nobody has any idea what to do. Insurance is such a scam. You can pay the health insurance, but then it also wants me to pay for "accident insurance"? Then what...what is insurance covering? You think you have insurance and then you leave the doctor with a big fucking bill that I never pay for 6 months and then bill collectors call me and it's like I don't know dude, go talk to insurance. Between this and the bagel, I need a drink.