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Israel Says That Aliens Are Real But Don't Want Anyone To Know Yet. Why Are We Allowing The Aliens Decide When They Get To Reveal Themselves To Us?

Speaking in an interview to Yediot Aharonot, Eshed – who served as the head of Israel's space security program for nearly 30 years and is a three-time recipient of the Israel Security Award – explained that Israel and the US have both been dealing with aliens for years.

And this by no means refers to immigrants, with Eshed clarifying the existence of a "Galactic Federation."

The 87-year-old former space security chief gave further descriptions about exactly what sort of agreements have been made between the aliens and the US, which ostensibly have been made because they wish to research and understand "the fabric of the universe." This cooperation includes a secret underground base on Mars, where there are American and alien representatives.

We are so fucking stupid sometimes it hurts. We are letting the aliens fly ALLLLLLL the way across the universe, make contact, and then let them decide whether or not we get to reveal their existence? Bitch, you showed up in our house. If you didn't want us to know about you then you should've stayed home. Why are we treating Aliens like they are our gay cousin Jeffrey? Just like Jeffrey, we've known about the aliens for years. There have been plenty of clues. You're just waiting for Jeffrey to announce it on his terms so we can all go "we know dude, can you throw me a beer?". 

Jeffrey deserves to make the decision on who knows what and when about his personal life. The Aliens don't have that right. They're not family. I don't give a fuck what they want. You contacted us, assholes. You don't get to just live here, studying us, cruising around, abducting people, planting creepy monoliths everywhere and building pyramids every 10,000 years or so. No, sorry. You want to know about humans you won't learn anything by negotiating with world leaders. No. You really want to know what we are about then you show up to a Best Buy at 12am on Black Friday. You deal with those people. If you can calmly get through that without laser beaming everyone in the face then maybe you can graduate to the next level. You have to earn things here on Earth. You don't get to just show up and dictate terms. 

I'm actually disgusted with our leadership right now. Politicians have been lying to humans and breaking promises since the Aliens showed up last 15,000 years ago and taught us how to talk and build structures with tools and math. Now, for the first time ever our leaders keep a promise and it's with the fucking aliens. What a slap in the face. Our leaders should've been like "yeah, no, you're cool. My lips are sealed"...then immediately go and tell everyone with a giant international broadcast. When they aliens are like "hey, what the fuck man?", We simply respond with