Watch This Cartel Boat Chase And Don't Tell Anyone I Showed You
Sometimes you stumble across videos of things you know you definitely weren't supposed to see, but are really glad you did. There were two videos that are now deleted from the Tiktok account they came from, but someone has combined them and put them on YouTube for us. When I saw these videos originally 3 weeks ago, I saved them to my phone because I knew they'd get taken down from the app and I have a crippling fear of FOMO and being outside of the loop on anything. I saw them this morning in my camera roll, did a quick search for them elsewhere so I could blog, and here we are. My day has come.
I also happened to show these videos to my Grandpa last week (lol) - he speaks Spanish and all he could make out was "look, danger!" so if anyone knows what these guys are actually saying, I'd love to figure it out.
BACK TO THE ISSUE AT HAND - what the fuck do you do in this case? Drop to the ground and start up on your Our Fathers and Hail Marys? Holy shit. We're of course left wondering who the fuck is at fault here, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say its the gigantic intimidating black boat trying to CAPSIZE the other one. Clearly out to cause a brutal murder. And everyone calls this "Cartel Tiktok" - I've seen a few other sketchy videos, but... do we need to be woke on this? Is the Cartel dipping their toe in the guerrilla marketing game?
They've had a bad rep for while now, right? While this video is horrifying, it's also… kind of cool? But now, as I'm reading further into this, and it seems like big scary boat is… actually the police?
So it's the POLICE coming for the CARTEL like this? I get it. Like I said, the cartel gets a bad rep for murdering people and stuff, on top of the illegal drug trafficking. But, if the Cartel are the ones filming this… I'm even more convinced they're trying to help out their own clout. Why else would they be recording this video? Evidence?? "Hey Mr Law Man, here's a video of us being chased aggressively by the authorities. Why? Oh, don't worry about it." The Cartel isn't going to snitch on themselves! Things really aren't adding up here.
All I know, is that I'm pretty afraid to post this. Sure, I don't rub elbows with the Cartel often…but do I? Who among us is involved? Do they have Google alerts set up for themselves? If that's the case, hey there, what's up guys, just out here making you look as cool as possible for your latest foray into the Influencer market. Please don't come for me.
