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This Woman Boarded A Plane, Took Off Her Shoes And Mask, Then Proceeded To Cough All Over The Place

LMFAO BRO. First of all, this is the behavior of an actual savage. Not the good Meg Thee Stallion kind, but the Webster-Merriam definition:

Let's get the obvious out of the way - you've gotta be wearing a mask on a plane. It's the only rule. Well, there are other plane rules, but it's the only REAL rule that anybody's looking out for right now. So she's an idiot for that. I can also get past the "not wearing a seatbelt" and "using her phone on takeoff" because I've done those things. Sometimes you're too hungover to tighten your seatbelt over your stomach without puking. Sometimes you've got to fire off those last early morning hangover sexts before takeoff. So I get that. But taking your SHOES OFF and exposing your DIRTY FEET while you're doing all of those other things??

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The punishment is death. You're already drawing attention to yourself by breaking the regular rules of the plane. Now you're going to blatantly disrespect the entire aircraft with your JANK ASS FEET in everyone's face? I don't want to mention that this woman is wearing Playboy Bunny leisurewear, but can we ignore that fact? Does it not open up our minds to the possibility that this woman might have been doing Playboy Bunny Things before this flight? She clearly hasn't showered, based on the BLACK BOTTOMS of those toes. Was she walking around some kind of sex house before this flight? Does she have cum on her feet? Does everyone on the plane have cum on their feet now???

I'm repulsed. Disgusted, and disappointed. At first glance, that bitch kind of looks like ME! My hair is like that, I sit like that (ON A COUCH) and I love matching leisurewear sets. I can't stand by and let this bitch ruin Skinny Girls On Planes reputations forever. To the electric chair with her. 

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