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Chick From Miami Tweets Out Screenshots Of Her Ignoring Tyler Herro Sliding In Her DM's Right Before Quarantine And Says She Fumbled The Bag

Oooooofffff. Listen I feel like there are certain rules here. If someone famous slides into your DM's with clear intention of wanting to hang out, you do it as long as you're not married. You're 21 years old. No one stays together when you're 21 unless you're in Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama and like Arkansas. People down there get married at 19 all the time. But Miami? You think you're staying with the guy you're 'talking to'? That's insane. That's like me saying I'm going to grow to 6'5". Ain't gonna happen. 

But really this is about the smarts of Tyler Herro. With the world about to get locked down he was determined to find someone to spend that time with. The man is a shooter. It's quite literally what he does as a living. I'm assuming he went out and sent this to as many people as possible and eventually landed on Katya Elise Henry. 

If you're this Kayla chick though, how much are you kicking your ass for this? You could have been in the NBA Bubble for the NBA Finals and stuff. You could have been living the enjoyable life of just hanging out with one of the best rookies in the game. God I love the fact he just started DM'ing everyone. People forget all the time that these guys are like 19-20 years old and then still act like college kids. Would have loved to see Tyler Herro with Facebook back in the day. There was nothing like the thrill of friend requests or writing on a wall when you could only have a .edu email account. 

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