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That Bitch Beyonce Is Headlining This Year's Made In America Concert

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PHILLY - Jay Z’s Budweiser Made In America Festival Announces 2015 Lineup With Beyonce, J Cole, Meek Mill, Big Sean, Santigold & MorePosted. Philly, we’re excited to announce that for the fourth consecutive year, Jay Z’s Budweiser Made in America Festival will land in Philly with two days of nonstop musical performances by an epic lineup of artists, each handpicked by Jay.

Though last year’s festival was anchored on the west coast in L.A., this year, there’s only one

BEYONCE | THE WEEKND | AXWELL & INGROSSO | J. COLE | BASS NECTAR | MODEST MOUSE | DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE | BANKS | MEEK MILL | BIG SEAN | FUTURE | DUKE DUMONT | A-TRAK | SANTIGOLD | NICK JONAS | METRIC | DE LA SOUL | G-EAZY | DJ MUSTARD | GTA | CEDRIC GERVAIS | CLAUDE VONSTROKE | FABOLOUS | HALSEY | ACTION BRONSON | EARL SWEATSHIRT | RYAN HEMSWORTH | VIC MENSA | BURNS | BOTNEK | AEROPLANE | JACOB PLANT | SAINT MOTEL | YOUNG RISING SONS | GRITS & BISCUITS | THE STRUTS | FLATBUSH ZOMBIES | LOLA WOLF | CREEPOID | SUPERHEAVEN | HOP ALONG | WAXAHATCHEE | STRAND OF OAKS | REMY BANKS | MICK JENKINS | MARIAN HILL | POST MALONE | MAYAENI | BAS | COZZ | OMEN

Event details:

Jay Z’s Budweiser Made in America Festival
When: Saturday, September 5 – Sunday, September 6
Where: The Benjamin Franklin Parkway
More Info: Pre-sale starts at 10am tomorrow, June 25. General public tickets available Monday, June 29.

Ah, Made In America. The one time every twelve months I get the FUCK out of my neighborhood by the Art Museum (twice this year, thank you very much Pope). A lot of people like the scene, and that’s cool. To each their own. However, standing in 100 degree heat while simultaneously battling an ass swampier than the Everglades and a crowd that somehow smells 10x worse isn’t exactly my cup of tea. I’m sure someone out there loves Flatbush Zombies that much to bear the elements, but not I, my friends. Gonna pull a Tom Hanks on D-Day and with a “I’ll see you on the beach”.

Oh, and fuck Beyonce. You disagree? Just read this old blog from my Barsool Classics selection and then get back to me. That woman is a cunty menace.

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