Did These Ding Dong Brains Really Wait In Line For 12 HOURS For An In-N-Out Burger?

This can't be real. It can't be true. There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, worth waiting in line for 12 hours for. There could be a pot of gold with 10/10 girls who won't run the other way if I said hi to them swimming around in it naked, and I still wouldn't wait in line for 12 hours. So did these Colorado folks really wait in line for 12 hours to get a burger and fries? Nah, they didn't. THEY WAITED FOR 14!!!!!!!!

DENVER POST - People waiting in line Friday to gobble down In-N-Out Burger fare had better packed a lunch or dinner, the wait time at the newly opened location in Aurora was 14 hours, according to police.

An extremely long line of vehicles snaked into the new eatery throughout the day, where six moonlighting Aurora police officers were keeping a collective eye on the crowd and the traffic.

At about 4 p.m., the vehicle line was estimated to be about two-miles long, wrapping around the mall property twice, McCoy said.

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We have catastrophically small brains on Earth. It is a joke that we think we are an evolved species. Every time I think maybe we are making progress as a society, people wait in line for 14 hours for a burger. 

And look, I like In-N-Out. I thought it lived up to the hype. It's a good ass burger. But it'll still be there tomorrow. And next week. And by golly, even next month. Waiting 14 hours to get one is absolutely reckless behavior and should put you on some sort of list.