Channing Tatum Revealed That Emilia Clarke From 'Game Of Thrones' Wanted A Threesome With Him And His Wife

Chris Spags6/23/2015 8:50 PM

Uproxx – They touched on a lot of interesting topics, and [Channing] Tatum danced around several classic [Howard] Stern questions – “Going up on stage, do you have to show your cock?” – but he certainly did not avoid something we have all wanted to know… what’s up with that threeway with Emilia Clarke?

Stern: I love this story because it makes me f*cking crazy. The girl who plays the Khaleesi has said in an interview that she met you and your wife – you’re a very good-looking couple – and she said, you know what? I would offer myself to them in a threesome. I would like to do anything sexual with them. When she says something like that, does your wife turn to you and say, “Sh*t, another f*cking broad trying to get in on my action”? Or is there any entertaining of that, because that could be very hot.

C-Tates: If anyone she would entertain, it would be Khaleesi from Game of Thrones. It was after the Oscars, we had all had some drinks or something.

Stern: So you met the Khaleesi, and she comes out and says this the next day. Did you catch a vibe when you were talking to the Khaleesi?

C-Tates: She said it. She said something like that to us. I don’t remember the exact words.

Obviously life as Channing Tatum seemed great before this, too. He’s good looking and ripped and one of the most famous guys in a world and even though he shouldn’t have a wife, he’s still got a pretty smoking hot one. But the depths of how great his life is must escape me because it’s apparently so great that Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, can offer a threesome to him and his wife and he’ll be like “You know what? Little fuzzy on the details, normal Tuesday in the Tatum household.” Like fuck you bro. If that situation happened to me, I’d not only know the exact words, vocal inflections, and pantone color of the curtains at the bar, I’d get whatever she said to me tattooed somewhere on my body just so I’d never forget. People always say stars are unappreciative but goddammit Channing Tatum you’ve disgusted me more than I thought possible today. Be thankful that there’s a world where one of the universally accepted hottest chicks in the world would not only bang you but also go “You know what, I want the wife too.” Penthouse Letters fantasy game x 100.

Oh and more than anything you let down Gilbert more than any man should let down his hilariously nicknamed dong and that’s just something I can’t abide, Channing.