Remember The Drunk Guy Who Jumped On The Back Of A Moose? Well The Cops Wanna Talk To Him

CBC- B.C. conservation officials have launched an investigation after video was posted Saturday to YouTube showing an unidentified man jumping on and riding a moose. The video, shot from a motor boat, shows the pursuit of a moose as it crosses a shallow body of water. A man in bathing trunks is on the bow of the boat. As the boat pulls up behind the moose, the man jumps onto its back and rides the struggling animal for 15 seconds before falling off. One of the passengers in the boat can be heard shouting, “I’ve never seen anything so awesome.” Others in the boat can be heard laughing. David Vince, a conservation officer with the B.C. Ministry of the Environment, says there is a law against harassing wildlife and what’s shown in the video is “the ultimate form of harassment.” “You can see that the moose is struggling with that fellow on her back. You can see the fright in her eyes,” he told CBC News. Vince says conservation officers believe the incident may have taken place last July on Tuchodi Lakes in Northern Rocky Mountains Provincial Park, although the exact location has yet to be confirmed.

Of course.  Here come the party poopers.  The fuzz.  Raining on everybody’s moose-riding parade.  No harm no foul.  The dude didn’t snap the moose’s leg or anything.  He hopped on, rode her for 15 seconds, made his friends laugh and then fell off.  That’s it.  Now the police have to turn it into a big deal and wanna arrest the guy or some shit.  Gimme a break.  You know who I feel the worst for?  The guy who rode the moose, not the moose itself.  The moose has no idea what happened or what’s going to happen.  The moose doesn’t know the police are launching an investigation on what happened on Saturday. The moose doesn’t even know what fucking Saturday.  The drunk guy on the other hand? He sees all of this happening and he’s terrified.  It’s one thing to have a blackout weekend and not have it filmed. The Fear is still real. Now imagine that Fear if you’re the guy who hopped on a moose and now the police are after you. That’s call-in-sick-from-work-and-lay-in-the-fetal-position type Fear. So don’t feel bad for the moose.  Feel bad for the drunk guy. Or don’t feel bad for anybody.