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Vanessa Hudgens Posting Vacation Vibes Is EXACTLY What This Country Needs Right Now

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FINALLY something we can ALL agree with!  Wanna get away??? Cause vacations are GREAT, especially in stressful times like right now! Screw the democratic process...Vanessa for President!  Get her and her amazing vibes into office AHORA!!!  It's simply great to see Vanessa's got the time and energy to mentally get away because she also CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP Twerking all faces off!

VANESSA DA GODDESS!!!   WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!! ESPECIALLY TO THE WAP!!!  What a queen that Vanessa sure is!  Good for her to be expressing herself via Twerk on TikTok, the 'gram, and even out the car window!!! In the middle of a global pandemic, no less!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with dancing and loving life!  Go Vanessa go!  

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VANESSA BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy for me, please!  He STINKS at PAGEVIEWS so I need to do his job for him!  Tell him that!  

BACK TO VANESSA!!!

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Thank you, Vanessa!  Thank you!