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These GOT Fans Reacting Like Last Night's Ending Was The Red Wedding Are Frauds (Spoilers Galore)

 

 

BULLSHIT.  FRAUDS.  I don’t believe them for one goddamn second.  If you don’t think these people were thinking in the back of their heads, “The Red Wedding reaction video went super viral so I’m gonna do that this time around” then you’re a n00b to the internet.  I know that because last night’s ending wasn’t totally shocking.  I mean it was but not something that warranted some of those reactions.  They were totally hamming it up for the camera.  Jon Snow getting knifed up by his fellow watchers on the wall was shocking but not THAT shocking.  Not even close.  Especially since mostly all the people who died in last night’s episode might not really be dead. We either didn’t actually see them die or there’s magic around that can resurrect them.  The Red Wedding was that shocking.  It was more than shocking.  The Red Wedding stole a piece of everyone’s innocence.  Those people 1000% were dead and we knew it because we saw them get filled with arrows and have their throats cut.  It came outta nowhere (fuck you, book readers).  Everything was good, Robb Stark was an awesome character, he was about to have a baby with his smoke wife and BAM him, his pregnant wife and mother are getting sliced and diced.  Last night wasn’t that.

 

 

Wanna watch the Season 6 premiere together? I’m in.

 

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“Well I guess sex tonight is off the table now”

 

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Here’s the Red Wedding compilation of actual genuine shock and awe.  People being traumatized forever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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