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Cam Newton Went Super Beast Through Some Poor Soul In Bubble Ball

Good. Gravy. I assumed Bubble Ball was like playing in bouncy houses where injuries don’t exist no matter how hard you go. Nope. That dude’s brain is now scrambies ready to be eaten for breakfast. But I guess that’s what happens when you’re a normal guy and take a field with a professional athlete that’s a genetic Thoroughbred.

That celebration was a tad excessive for a man worth over $100 million who just committed manslaughter in a rec game. Take it down a notch pal.

UPDATE: Didn’t even notice but sweet Jesus that was a woman?!?!? Not sure if that makes this more amazing or scary. Possibly both.