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This Crocodile Sucks At Being A Crocodile

 

 

Bro, what the fuck?  You’re a crocodile but you suck at being a crocodile?  That’s pretty sad.  How is he still alive?  How is his family bloodline still alive?  Survival of the fittest, man.  There’s no Texas Roadhouse you can go to and just have your food plopped down in front of you on a plate with a side of A1.  You gotta be stealthy.  You gotta have the drive and desire to catch your own food and survive in the wild.  That crocodile simply doesn’t have it.  I will say this, nobody was catching that deer.  Thing has the fastest goddamn reflexes on planet Earth.  God himself couldn’t catch that fucking deer.  It basically teleported.  But that wild boar?  That’s a lay up.  I’m embarrassed for the crocodile.