Fitztragic! Watching Ryan Fitzpatrick Discuss How He Felt After Hearing He Has Been Benched For Tua Is Some Sad Shit

Fuuuuuuuck man. Yesterday I said that going from Fitzmagic to Tua Time felt like about as even a trade off of mojo that the Dolphins could get considering how beloved those two guys seem for everybody that deals with them. 

Along with how Fitz handled Tua entering the game, albeit in garbage time after the Dolphins second impressive win in a row.

Advertisement

But after seeing these quotes, I'm starting to think that may not be the case! Don't get me wrong, I didn't think a competitive person like Ryan Fitzpatrick was fist pumping and high fiving people that he was going to be getting paid $8 million to hold a clipboard for the rest of the season. However, I was thinking maybe Fitz realized between his uneven play this season, the clear need for Miami to get a look at Tua as soon as he was ready, and the fact this happens to Fitz like every other year, he would be ready to play the good soldier that resides 2nd on the depth chart but 1st in everyone's hearts. Turns out that was not the case because now Ryan Fitzpatrick is sad, which means everyone is sad.

You know whose fault this all is? That damn Adam Schfter I tell ya!

If Rap Sheet didn't get caught promoting how he shaves his balls, this all could've been handled in such a more graceful manner that would have only made Ryan Fitzpatrick's Harvard graduate heart hurt slightly less. The Dolphins need to do what's right and trade this beautiful man to a contender ASAP*!!! 

*But not to Dallas. America cannot allow the Cowboys to become likable behind Fitzmagic under any circumstances, let alone during these tumultuous times