Jerry Reinsdorf Is Officially Public Enemy Number 1 Of Mets Fans Everywhere After Reportedly Being The Only Owner To Vote "No" To Steve Cohen's Bid To Buy The Mets

I knew when Uncle Stevie's fate as Mets owner was put up for vote, there was a good chance that Jerry Reinsdorf was going to vote against it because the two apparently have some sort of feud likely about some rich person shit likely over some real estate deal or something that my poor brain probably couldn't comprehend. But now that Reinsdorf has officially voted No to Steve Cohen taking over the Mets, he is an enemy of not only the real life Bobby Axelrod but also the millions of savages that proudly call themselves Mets fans, which has to be the dumbest thing a sports owner has done since Reinsdorf himself willfully blew up Michael Jordan's Bulls fresh off their second threepeat.

To be clear, I have no beef with any White Sox fan as they have been allies to Mets fans since the #SonsOfUribe unholy alliance formed during the 2015 NLCS vs. the Cubs. I know they are our sister franchise in big market little brother misery hate their penny pinching owner as much as we hated the Wilpons all while the more popular team across town actually acts like a big market team and spends what is necessary to field a contender. Watching the White Sox window open around a youth movement was as beautiful to me as it slamming shut early because their owner took half measures. I am doing everything in my power to avoid getting on White Sox Dave's list of people banned from the Sox parade because I truly love that group of crazy fucks from the South Side and would love to be the DD for all of them if they can ever pop bottles during a championship parade

But now that the Wilpons are on their way out of town and this report came out Jerry Reinsdorf is my least favorite owner in Major League Baseball. And if that rat weasel snake [insert any other sneaky animal here] fuck outmaneuvers a shark like Uncle Stevie and leads a coup d'etat to void this sale in the owner's vote after the World Series, which would be the most impressive thing that geek has ever done, I will launch a blood feud against that motherfucker with everything I got. I'm not exactly sure what that entails yet, but at the very least it includes a Fire Reinsdorf shirt, as many anti-Reinsdorf memes as my blogger fingers can tweet out, and me chaining myself to the infamous statue outside the White Sox stadium until that son of a bitch accepts my challenge in the next Rough N Rowdy.

*Not this Friday's Rough N Rowdy that can be purchased at BuyRNR.com

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Oh yeah and other than dealing with this usually good-natured blogger, you will also be dealing with the richest owner in your sport whose vindictive side makes Terry Benedict look like a saint.

Make your next move verrrrrrrry carefully, Reinsdork (just thought of that one now. I can feel my blood boiling at the mere thought of it feuding with someone) because I am already planning out my revenge like Ray Finkle in Shady Acres.