Oh Shit, Odell Beckham Jr Was Just Sent Home Sick

God damnit. Okay. Okay. Everyone take a deep breath. There's no need to panic. Kevin Stefanski said that OBJ has NOT received a positive Covid test, and they're just keep him away from the practice facility out of "an abundance of caution". Everything's going to be okay.

I'm going to stay calm. I'm not going to freak out. I'm sure he's fine. 

OKAY GOD DAMNIT I CANT DO IT ANYMORE. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. THIS IS SO CLEVELAND. THE BROWNS ARE OFF TO THEIR BEST START SINCE 1994 AND WE ALL KNEW IT WAS A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE WHEELS CAME OFF. EXCEPT ITS NOT EVEN THE PLAYERS OR THE DUMBASS COACH THIS TIME. IT'S A VIRUS. OUR SEASON IS GOING TO BE RUINED BECAUSE SOME DUDE ATE A BAT IN CHINA.

Ugh. One has to ask: does the virus transmit through fecal matter….? If so, that is NOT good for the Brownies. Please just let him be okay. But I can see already see the story unfolding in front of my eyes. The Browns are finally are worth a damn for the first time in a million years and Baker probably threw a huge party after the big win over the Colts at home. Odell showed up with a shit ton of hunnies and everyone contracted the virus. Whole locker room has it. League gets put on pause. Season forced to be cancelled. And the Browns finish the season at 4-1. 

……do we hang a Wild Card Playoff banner?

Praying this is just a stomach virus or something. Odell probably praying his girl gets a stomach virus or something….