If You Lost Your Giant Realistic Dildo Deep In The Woods, This Dude Found It

This is a classic good news/bad news situation here.  Yes, this is definitely not the type of wildlife this dude was looking for and that sucks for him, but whoever is sorely missing their extremely realistic fake penis must have an enormous weight lifted off their shoulders right now knowing that we can get it back.  I mean its not something I personally have a lot of use for, but that was so realistic looking I have to imagine that it cost a lot of money.  That was SO realistic I actually thought it may be a real piece and we got sent a video that could be submitted as evidence in a murder or dismemberment for a second.  I mean holy shit look at that thing again... WTF.

It would actually surprise you how many videos I get sent to me for Outdoors that have sex objects in them found in the woods.  I guess people just go in there for privacy and do their business and leave the tools there?  Are they saving them for later and come back to the same spot?  I don't have the slightest gotdamn clue, but it certainly is weird and it certainly happens a lot.

Maybe it isn't humans at all... but animals that are looking for a way to "enhance their experience" because their paws aren't sensitive enough...