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Kate Upton And Alexandra Daddario Are The Best Big Titted Friends I Can Possibly Imagine

 

Uproxx – In news that might interest literally anyone who’s ever used the internet, Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario are making a movie together. Due out in 2016, The Layover is a “sex comedy” about two friends, played by the Other Woman and San Andreas stars, respectively, who go on a road trip together.

Upton and Daddario have struck up a quick friendship in Vancouver and St. Louis, where The Layover is being filmed. They’ve been documenting their budding relationship through Instagram, including spontaneous dance sessions and also making Badger from Breaking Bad look happy.

 

So there’s a decent chance they’re not like “Have a bottle of white zin and talk shit about Justin Verlander having all those other whores naked on his phone” level friends and this is mostly just because they’re on the same movie, but it’s a Friday and I’m all about some speculation to round out the day. Like can you even think of two greater sets of tits you’d want to be friends than Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario? And they could do all the things girls do together, lingerie pillow fights, doing each other’s hair in the nude, bumping donuts. Just chill girl bro shit. All we need is Kate Upton to finally dump Verlander — what worse things he could do to make that happen at this point, I don’t know. Maybe he snaps and murders her whole family then fucks her dog on the way out? — and set them loose on the town, the Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for our generation. Need it, want it, gotta have it. A combined Flintstones rib-sized amount of tit meat is what I’m dying for here, accept no substitutes.

 
 

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Also the most important NSFW Daddario GIF…if I’m going to give you filler to end the day, I’ll give you tits. Fair trade.