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A Spanish Newspaper Is Reporting FIFA Guy Sepp Blatter Was Once Romantically Involved With Irina Shayk --- Let's Investigate

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Daily Mail – Disgraced FIFA President Sepp Blatter has been named as a former lover of model Irina Shayk in a bombshell story which is making headlines across the world. Spanish daily El Mundo made the sensational claim about the roving-eyed football chief and Cristiano Ronaldo’s ex girlfriend in a piece published yesterday titled ‘All the women in Blatter’s life.’ It declared the 79-year-old ‘had a relationship’ with the Russian beauty after dating tennis player Ilona Boguska but before meeting glamourous Linda Barras, 50. The article linking Blatter to Shayk was written by El Mundo’s Berlin-based correspondent Rosalia Sanchez. She said today following the international repercussions of her piece that the Russian had been named by a ‘Swiss source’ while she was investigating the outgoing FIFA chief’s love life.

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This is not too difficult to figure out. Not sure why some people are claiming this to be untrue. This is a simple case of things being lost in translation. Did Sepp Blatter and Irina Shayk “date”? Oh hell no. Is he a bazillionaire and paid her way too much money to go to fancy dinners with him and maybe she grazed his floppy dick once or twice? Absolutely, 100% yes. I can’t even imagine how much money she made to put on a slutty dress and eat dinner with him. And every time you know he thought he was going to stick it in her but she’d be like “ohhhh tonight, sorry I can’t, I have to be up early tomorrow”. Classic girl excuse. Gets you every time. But maybe once or twice she like sat on his lap or something. And probably a couple times he paid her an insane amount and maybe he stuffed her. I still haven’t gotten to that part of my investigation yet. Did Sepp Blatter stick it in Irina Shayk? Need that to be Serial season 2.

Here are the complete findings of my investigation:

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