Somebody Ran NFL QB's Through The Fat Booth and Some Of Them Are Pretty Good

Dante10/12/2020 9:46 PM

There's a bunch of apps now that will plump your face up to make you look like you work for Barstool all while probably transmitting all of your personal data to some data mining facility in mother Russia.

So this isn't that much of a breakthrough I know.

But it's still funny seeing what some of these young studs would look like had they not been gifted with superhuman athletic talent, enabling them to employ personal chefs who construct incredibly healthy, yet still delicious meals for them around the clock. What they would instead look like were they forced to survive on a strictly midwestern diet of fried anything, dairy, soda, processed junk, and high fructose corn syrup everything.

Basically, what would everybody look like if they were Ben Roethlisberger-

(not an actual pic)

Let's go to the tape -

As if Matthew Stafford didn't have it rough enough wasting away in the abyss that is the Detroit Lions, this is just brutal for him.

"I think I swallowed a chicken bone"

Leave Matthew alone!!!

Tough.

This comment is dead on.

Some other gems -

Deshaun looks like a loveable dad from a prime time sitcom.