James Harden Got Julian Edelman'd. Some Gross Stripper And/Or Hooker Took Pics Of Him After He Fell Asleep

Look James, I know you just got knocked out of the playoffs. I’m sure that stings. Sure you need human contact and someone to hold you and tell you it’s all going to be okay. I too have needed that after a bender weekend, when a hug and a, “You’re not worthless,” means the world. But like rule one of getting a hooker is DON’T let them sleep over. That’s how bae catches you slippin and you end up on her fucking instagram page. I mean Jesus Christ Harden, at least Edelman fell asleep next to a normal girl who looked nice enough. One look at this chick and you instantly know “Oh yeah, she’s gonna use me to try and get famous.” I’m not saying don’t fuck her, I’m not a prude. Fuck all the tramps you want. But if you fall asleep and cuddle with them then you’re a goddamn pervert. Although I will give Harden a little credit here and say with the amount of money this chick flashes on her Gram she must suck a mean dick. Might just knock you out as soon as you cum.

PS – The only thing crazier than a girl with a “Daddy” tattoo on her leg (though I must admit the cursive classes it up) is a white chick who uses the N word.

PPS – This chick calls herself Farrah Flossit. Can’t lie, that’s a great name.