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DC Cab Driver Takes Woman To The Wrong Place Then Demands a Blowie

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WaPo - A D.C. taxi driver took a woman far from the destination she requested, then asked her to perform a sex act on him, Fairfax County police said Tuesday. The woman got out of the car unharmed. Police spokesman Roger Henriquez said that the woman hailed a cab in D.C. some time after 2 a.m. Saturday morning and asked the driver to take her to her home, which is not in Fairfax County. While in the taxi, she was looking at her cellphone. After some time, police said, the woman looked up and realized that the driver had taken her somewhere far from her home. Henriquez said that the woman asked the driver where they were. The driver then pulled over, at Frazier Lane and Pine Tree Road, in a residential neighborhood near the George Washington Parkway in McLean. The driver told the woman that she could either perform a sex act or get out of the car. She got out and he did not try to stop her, Henriquez said. She called police from the side of the road, where he left her alone, at 2:54 a.m.

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I’m not positive that when Wayne Gretzky/Michael Scott said you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take that they meant to kidnap a woman and demand a blow job out of her, but then again, we are talking about 100% of the shots you don’t take. That’t the shot that cab driver wanted to take. Which leads you to believe he’s thought about this scenario over and over and over again in his head. Women have gotten in and out of his cab thousands of times, and never once did he try to get a BJ from them. And then one morning he decided to just go for it. Take that shot. So in that regard, I guess good for him for trying. Because you know, it only takes once for a woman to be like “I thought you’d never ask, Mr. Dirty Cab Driver! Let me put your dick in my mouth”. In his head that is exactly what the outcome of this was going to be. Huge case of expectations vs reality. It happens to all of us, just in a way, way less rapey way. Like when you see a girl at the bar and you’re like this is it, I’m going to talk to her, we’re going to drink, and then she’s going to come home with me…and then flashforward to you approaching her, she wants nothing to do with you, and the girl next to you at the bar vomits onto your face.