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What Happened In This Room? A) A Quentin Tarantino Movie B) A Terrorist Got Tortured Or C) A Horse Got A Bloody Nose

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Metro- This image was posted to Reddit by a user called Rod_Of_Asclepius who claims their friend is a veterinarian and all this blood came from a single horse who suffered a nosebleed. You’re right – that is a lot of blood. But remember that the average human weighs 80.7kg (12.7 stone), whereas the average horse weighs about 550kg (86 stone), so they probably have a lot more blood than we do. Either that or this is the most elaborate cover story ever conceived for a murder (unlikely, considering they posted a picture of the evidence online). The horse reportedly survived its heavy nose bleed.

 

 

 

GOOD GOD! It honestly looks like the set of every Tarantino movie ever made.  Or maybe where some special agents from a government division nobody knows about took a couple ISIS assholes and made ‘em squeal.   SO much blood.  So much.  But nope, it’s neither one of those.  It’s a simple horse nose bleed.  I guess it makes sense?  Horses are bigger than humans so it would stand to reason that they’d have nose bleeds that take up more space.  Like if you get a nose bleed, you shove a couple tissues up there and a call it good.  Not the case for a horse.  They can’t jam tissues up their nose so they just splatter that shit all over the walls and the floor.  Either way.  That’s a shocking amount of blood.  My question is, how much did the caretaker of the horse vomit when he entered that room?  Gotta be a lot.  Doesn’t matter if you’re scared of blood or not, that is a vomit-inducing amount of blood.

 

 

PS- The horse survived so it’s all good.