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The Stakes Are High For The Colts Vs Bears Game Between Me And Barstool Chicago

IT'S GAMEDAY BABY! Today is more than just a regular season game. It's the The Super Bowl 41 Rematch. The Trey Burton revenge game. The Chuck Pagano revenge game. The Old Man Rivers vs Big Dick Nick showdown. The Mantis vs Barstool Chicago game. There's so much bragging rights at stake it's almost hard to keep up at this point. Not to mention this is the last game Eddie will be sitting on that foldable chair until he has to toss it in a dumpster in a few hours.

This might be the most unpredictable game of the week. The Colts are 2-1 against some shitty teams, but the Bears are 3-0 against some shiity teams. Big Dick Nick could dominate our defense, Philip Rivers could torch the Bears defense. It could go either way. As long as the Colts follow these 3 keys to the game, they'll be leaving the Windy City with a dub.

Make Rivers Silence The Haters

Everyone including myself is still questioning if Philip was the right choice and he gets the opportunity to answer that today. He's been solid the first 3 games and now he's going up against the toughest defense so far this season. Although we lost Parris Campbell and Michael Pittman Jr. last week, he's got Jack Doyle and Trey Burton back. The offensive line has been looking great and they need to stay that way if they are going to block Khalil Mack, Akiem Hicks, and Roquan Smith. 

T.Y Needs To Ball Out

T.Y. needs to show the fuck up today. He's still getting shit from his performance against the Jags and his dropped catch in the endzone against the Vikings and I know it's haunting him. If he can play like he does against the Texans at NRG stadium, the Bears won't stand a chance. We need that prime Hilton on the field today!

Make Your Field Goals

I say this every week and will continue to say it. Just make your field goals. We've suffered enough traumu last season missing field goals that led to last minute losses. If Rodrigo can go perfect for the day, then we'll be fine. 

Prediction: Colts 27 - Bears 24

It's going to be close as hell. The Colts look better on paper, but so did the Falcons when they played the Bears last weekend. There's a lot on the line here. Bragging rights, a potential funeral for Eddie's chair, and most importantly a $25 Steak 'n Shake gift card for your's truly. If the Colts win I will split my Steak 'n Shake gift card to one lucky person that reads this and actually wants a steakburger. Go Horse and go Jeremy Chinn