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Jeremy Renner Crashes Wedding, Hits Up Open Bar, Refuses To Take Picture With Bride and Groom

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TMZ - Jeremy Renner threw on his best t-shirt and sport coat to crash a random couple’s wedding in Houston — and despite his Hollywood A-list status … he was NOT the center of attention.

The ‘Avengers’ star was in H-Town for Comicpalooza when he decided to cruise into the reception at the Regency Hotel, where he was staying over the weekend. Our spies tell us Jeremy was in classic crash form … hitting up the open bar.

But we’re told he was actually kind of standoffish with most of the guests … and even refused to take a pic with the bride and groom! Considering Jeremy’s just coming off a brief marriage and bitter divorce battle — it’s possible he just didn’t want to give ‘em bad juju.

But actually, Renner tells TMZ, he was hiding at the bar to avoid upstaging the newlyweds — but he adds, “I did enjoy conversations with many of the guests for about 15 minutes and went off to enjoy the sights of Houston for the night.”

Ohhhh Jeremy Renner, what a nice guy, “hiding at the bar to avoid upstaging the newlyweds.” Ummmm bro how about crashing their wedding and drinking the shit they paid for at their open bar? And then flat out refusing to take a picture with them? And being a dick to all the guests? I mean you almost have to respect how hard he tried to flip crashing a wedding into a humble move of generosity on his part. Seriously here’s a good way avoid upstaging the newlyweds: don’t crash their fucking wedding. And if you’re going to go to it at least have the decency to take pictures with them so they can tell everyone Jeremy Renner was at their wedding. Not that hard, and you’ll get bonus +++ points as a cool ass celeb. Come on man, day 1 celebrity stuff here.

Plus let’s be honest. You’re Jeremy Renner. Leo, Clooney, McConaughey, Chris Pratt …those guys can crash my wedding any time any place. Drink whatever they want. Hell I’ll walk behind the bar myself during the mother-son dance to pour the bottles directly down their throats. But Jeremy Renner? Dude you’re a great actor and The Town and American Hustle and Hurt Locker were great and everything, but you don’t have the caché as they say to just crash weddings and be a prick about it.

PS – Ppl don’t forget

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