Can Your Favorite NFL Owner Crank Out A 315 Pound Rep? No? Neither Can Ours.

Well this was too good to be true. I was a fool to think Mr. Irsay was going to crank out a rep of 315 pounds to motivate the boys in blue this Sunday as we take on the Vikings. You're telling me Jim is going to put on a Nike dri-fit sweatshirt, a workout belt the size of a steering wheel, yell at the top of his lung just to NOT curl that bar up? Come on, Mr. Irsay! For a 61 year old man he does have better traps than me and better posture than most people you can find in a retirement home (I don't have traps, shoutout God). I truly thought it was the perfect time to let The Monster get out of it's cage to feed!!!

But seriously, I would've shit myself if Jim got this off. I'd go above and beyond to say the Colts wouldn't lose another game this season if just an INCH was lifted off. Although we may never see Mr. Irsay toss 315 pounds arounds like a ragdoll, we can always get fired up from his game time roof open/closed decision tweets.

As always, go horse baby!