Speaking Of The Mighty Ducks...
Look at all those ducks!
Where do you even get that quantity of ducks? How do you transport them? Ten thousand ducks barging through that gate like its 3am at Walmart on Black Friday.
Anyway, if you were sick of me writing blogs about The Mighty Ducks then you've got another thing coming. The show goes on! I'm not fucking leaving! But seriously, that's a ridiculous amount of ducks. How many humans do you think they could take down? I bet they're taking down at least one full NFL team. Heck, I'd even give them an NFL training camp roster before they cut down to 53 men. So many ducks.