Ahhhh The Ol' Montana Tooth Pull

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  Growing up in a place where shit like this happens all the time would be the best.  The very best.  Any place where the thought of, “Hey, you’ve got a loose tooth.  How about we attach it to a bow and arrow and fire away?  LET’S DO IT!” sounds awesome.  Yes, I’m from Iowa.  Yes, it’s kinda in the middle of nowhere.  But no, we don’t pull our teeth out by attaching one end to the tooth and the other end to a bow and arrow.  That’s the kind of upbringing I want.  We pulled our teeth out with our hands like a bunch of civilized, hoighty toighty losers.  High society is what I come from.  At most, we attached the string to a door and slammed it shut but that doesn’t hold a candle to a bow and arrow.  The only thing that tops the bow and arrow was the time the Dad in Alabama hooked his son’s tooth up to his Camaro and stepped on he gas.  Then again, that was in the south and nothing anybody does (even in bumfuck Montana) is gonna out due those whack jobs down there.

PS- Might wanna call child services because that kid might be being held against his will.  Look less excited to pull your own tooth out with a bow and arrow, you can’t.